Dork Libs

I randomly Googled mab libs because my sister and I used to laugh until we were purple putting in boobie-, nosehair- and dukey-humor into these things in the car on the way to Florida or whatever long road trip our parents were taking us on. Here are my pretty lame web design themed ones which I found mildly amusing:

"A Special Valentine"

It's fun to let people know you care about them by making them valentines for Valentine's Day. Follow these instructions to make your own bricky valentine:

1. To make the valentine, you will need pieces of red paper and pieces of ochre paper. You will also need scissors, some CMS's, and a marker or ActionScript.
2. Cut the red paper into the shape of a(n) CSS.
3. Cut a smaller CSS shape from the ochre paper.
4. Glue the ochre paper CSS onto the center of the red paper CSS.
5. Use the marker or ActionScript to write a Valentine's Day message to the person. If you don't know what to write, try a phrase such as, “Won't you be my interactive Valentine?” or “Meadow Fete thinks you are as legit as Peter Morville!”
6. You may wish to add other decorations, such as social medias or other paper shapes. Now you have the perfect cross-browser valentine to give to someone special!
7. Be careful when using your Drupal, and remember to clean up the area where you have been blogging. 

"Things That Drive Me Bonkers"

I just hate it when…

Mom serves Drupals for dinner.

My pet Firefox chews my web app.

Ross Johnson gets mad at the class for being interactive.

My best friend Pink Panther decides to hack with somebody else.

I get debugged for something I didn't do.

Dad makes me wear databases to school.

My favorite TV show “American Idol” gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.

People embed into my bedroom without knocking.

You can do your own if you feel so inclined...